Nothing Works and We Don't Know Why
Yoyo Zhou
longways improper contra

Form: IC  Figs: NB&S;Prom,HRicH;PB&S;LLFB,HRich;

A1 (next) neighbor balance, swing

A2 promenade across with a wide loop (to face shadow)
   1/2 hey, ladies pass right, gents ricochet

B1 partner balance, swing

B2 long lines forward and back
   1/2 hey, gents pass left, ladies ricochet

(n.b. Contrary to the title, the dance actually does work. Teaching tip:
from B2, the next neighbors to progress to are on the right diagonal, but
the ricochet hey is still done with the current neighbors straight across
from you.)